Saturday, August 11, 2012
Top 10 Signs Your Addicted to eBay
There are literally millions of people who strive every day to make an easy buck online. The idea of making money online and, most importantly, make money on eBay is not new. In fact, the eBay market is a bit 'too saturated if you ask me.
With all the nail biting, clawing fingers, head to head competition for bids on eBay, I thought it would be nice to take a step back and hit some fun into overdrive eBay. Below is a list of the top 10 signs that your addiction to eBay. Anyone who uses or has used eBay will be able to appreciate the truth behind the list.
Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to eBay!
10. Consider selling the piece of chewing gum on your shoe that you are getting.
9. Apply for a new loan and give your pay pal address your bank account.
8. You pulled down the degree and awards in the office to be replaced by self power seller made prints.
7. It saves all your toe-nail clippings in a jar, hoping that one day may be worth a small fortune.
6. To wear the same underwear for a week, waiting for the chance to beat "gstring-guru" on a pair of used underwear design.
5. We spend many hours a day trying to burn the face of Mary on pieces of French Toast.
4. You scored 87 distinct sections - 2 inches on your body that can be sold as advertising space to the highest bidder.
3. You have lost so much sleep because of supply wars that have chosen to replace Christian Bale in The Machinist II.
2. You must see a therapist because the negative feedback that you are killing your self esteem.
And the number one sign that is used like eBay too,
1. It goes to the county registrar and change your legal name for your eBay User ID.
While this list is intended to be a parody of the David Letterman Top 10 lists, the truth behind the humor is meant to hit home. eBay, like many other online sites have good and bad users, many of whom are out to take your money and run.
When using eBay, be sure to check the feedback of the seller and the buyer before bidding. Do not be afraid to ask questions, or insist that the seller "prove" the authenticity of their product. Eventually, if you have doubts about offering an item, walk. Most of the things that people bid on are not necessary and certainly not worth the risk of being robbed....
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